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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

49 USES FOR A FLUTAPHONE NUMBER 14



#14 -Distress Signal. IF you become lost in the stacks of a major
genealogical library, DO NOT PANIC! Use your flutaphone
to summon help by blowing as hard as you can on through
the mouthpiece. A series of the highest and most shrill notes
will be most efficacious and a friendly librarian will arrive to
escort you safely back to your chair.



2 comments:

Janice said...

I think distress signal should be #16 not number 14... really. (check all the comments)

As far as the newspaper story... hahahahahahah!!!!!

Janice

Apple said...

Don't research without one! LOL